Potty Talk

I just walked into the bathroom (which is shared by the entire floor in my office building) and came across a strange situation.

1. The bathroom smelled. Really Bad.
2. A girl was staying in her stall a looooong time.
3. She wasn't making any noise for awhile.
4. She starts coughing when I flush the toilet.
5. Then she starts talking. I now realize, she was on a cell phone.

I don't know what is the worst part? Being on the phone in the public bathroom? Trying to cover up the fact that you are on the phone? And the entire time making a big stink of the place!