Nooooooooooooo Waaaaaaaaay!!!!

Britney Spears Files For Divorce from Kevin Federline!

Britney's Petition for Divorce states the grounds are "irreconcilable differences" and she is seeking custody of both Sean Preston and Jayden James (their 2 children). Oh, and if you were wondering, there was a pre-nup and Britney is not looking for spousal support from Kevin.

Wow I can't believe this is actually happening....I mean she just had a kid like a month ago. I am at a loss of words.

Addition: By the way - I just saw Julie posted something similar just a few minutes ahead of me. What does that say about us that we are so fast with the breaking celeb news?

Oh, and if you are in doubt as to whether this is real - check out the Court papers here.

According to Best Week Ever - the Prenup says that:
- K-Fed won’t touch a penny of Britney’s money. All the millions belonging to Britney will stay that way.
- The mansion will be divided 50/50.
- Any gift given worth over $10,000 will go back to the original purchaser. This includes a custom-built motorcycle Brit gave K-Fed for Christmas 2 years ago.
- She will still support him for a little while longer. Brit will pay Kevin $30,000 a month for the period of time that is half the length of their marriage. Meaning he’ll be well sneakered until at least a year from now.
- Spears won’t pay child support. Federline is still responsible for supporting his other two children with previous baby momma Shar Jackson. Luckily, Britney should be able to put food on the table for at least another 200,000 more years.

In both my office and Elad's office a huge commotion broke out over the news. This is actually very amusing to see the reactions.

I see that Britney is going to become this woman that everyone wants to be - a new inspiration. She is going to be that single mama who loses all the weight and kicks out the dead beat husband. The title from her new CD? "You Want To Be Me!" With songs like - He ain't nothing but a loser - I'm Just That Baby Mama - Shake That Ass And Lose That Weight - I Owe It All To Lipo (duet with Janet Jackson) - and many many more!