another sign that i watched too much tv as a child

if you are aware of any celebrity gossip, then you may have heard that gisele (i can't be bothered to check the spelling on her last name...is it bundchen?) dumped leo dicaprio b/c he was flirty with sienna miller who cried foul when jude law cheated on her w/ the nanny only to look bad when it turned out she had cheated on him with future 007 replacement, daniel craig. man, i can't believe i know all that...anyway so apparently gisele's eyes have landed on new prey, a surfer by the name of kelly slater, whom you might know of as pamela anderson's former boy toy who disappeared from the scene when she announced she had hepatitis c. (i swear i just learned that this morning over the radio). what's the point of all this nonsense gossip, you ask? well just to indicate why i was so confused when i heard his name. b/c when i think kelly slater, i assume that kelly kapowski married a.c. slater, much to zack morris' dismay.

would you make the same mistake if i didn't tell you that kelly slater was a real life man and not a 80's tv show teen girl?

(btw, yes, i know i'm gone from the blog for weeks and this is what i come up with. sorry, i'll try harder)