Today's Headlines

So as my contribution to this wonderful blog I'm going to post some interesting headlines of the day/week/whatever.... I love the odd news sections

Cheney accidentally shoots hunting companion - If it was you or I, we would be in jail, Oooops
Official wants coca fed to school children - - Bolivia's foreign minister says coca leaves, the raw material for cocaine, are so nutritious they should be included on school breakfast menus. -How many people are gonna move to Bolivia now?

Ken gets a makeover, hopes to win back Barbie He's been to the gym, looks buff and stylish, and now Barbie's boy toy Ken wants to win back the doll he split from two years ago.
Ok do i really have to comment on this one?

Grand Opening of D.C.'s First Eco Store - YES!!! Road-Trip!!!

Shirts of Bamboo (And Sweaters Too!) - Oh they are soooo soft, I felt a bamboo shirt, wow what they can make these days, where can i buy stock in bamboo??? Hey did u know target sells bamboo sheets, ohhhhh yeah!

Stolen car turns up - after 37 years - HAHAHAHA, it was on it's way to sweden, those silly cars.

Student uses his head to fund party - Oh the good old-fashion past time of selling body parts for beer. Ok he really just sold the advertising space.

Artist paints with her breasts - That would be a fun college course huh. Or how about this one The art of flashing

And finally

Woman, 71, pulls car with teeth - what toothpaste is she using???