Quote of the Day (okay, it's a long one, but classic)

[In the lab, through a viewport, we see a rectangular metal slab suspended above a squat, boxy metal coil.]

Mike: Oh, yeah. This is when science didn't have to have any specific purpose.

Dr. Meacham: Lowering the cylinder.

Servo [as Meacham]: Inserting the breakfast pastry.

Crow [as Narrator]: [darkly] The secret government Eggo project.

Servo [as Meacham]: Contact Dr. Jemima!

Mike [as Meacham]: God, I love the blueberry ones best.

[Meacham flips a switch. The toaster-like coil starts to red with heat, and we hear a pinging sound.]

Dr. Meacham: Increase the rate of reaction.

Servo [as Meacham]: Start warming the syrup!

Mike [as Meacham]: Yum!

[Cal and Joe play with some knobs and dials. The "toaster" emits loud grinding noises.]

Dr. Meacham: Check rate of radioactive decay.

Crow [as Meacham]: Increase the Flash Gordon noise and put more science stuff around.

. . .

[At the end of the experiment, the toaster object blows up.]

Mike [as Meacham/Morrison]: Oh, my God! My waffle! Oh, the humanity!

[A loud beeping noise follows post-explosion.]

Mike: Fries are up!

- Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie (This Island Earth)