Tuesday, February 14, 2006

gifts sure to kill the romance

i'm not an avid of supporter of v day. it's not b/c i have bitter memories of being lonely or single. i just think that, along with christmas, it's a day dedicated to consumerism instead of anything sentimental or heartfelt. anyway, i saw these lists of gifts NOT to buy for your valentine. i must admit, i have NO idea what a fart filler is, but i love the sound of it.

The 5 Worst Valentine's Day Gifts for Men:

1. The Razorba back shaver
2. Premature ejaculation cream
3. Fart filters
4. Erectile dysfunction pump
5. Nose hair trimmers


The 5 Worst Valentine's Day Gifts for Women:
1. Weight loss pills
2. PMS relief pills
3. Pregnancy test
4. Hair removal wax
5. Man Catcher Voodoo Kit

2 Comments:

Blogger Design By Bain said...

I love it Julie, that's too funny!

February 15, 2006 10:10 PM  
Blogger happy roy said...

the funny thing is that i was going to buy george a nose hair trimmer and he was going to buy me hot curlers. we obviously have no concept of romance. ;)

February 16, 2006 3:24 AM  

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