Do We Really Need To Spell It Out For Her?

Britney, darling, there are many types of undergarments out there to cover up body parts that are considered "private" - I know this past month you went through a hard time and finally discovered underwear. Now there is just one more item you need to look into - it is called a bra. I know you had some leather jewel encrusted ones when you were a hot pop star - so please invest in some new bras and cover up!